This box cutter is safe and stylish. Having a bunch of high-quality tools on hand can make building different projects for yourself much easier and more fun.
This bowl looks like a splatter of paint, frozen in time. It’s definitely one of the coolest looking bowls I’ve seen.
Hook your phone up to this and crank the handle and get enough power to charge your phone. This could be very useful in both an emergency situation and for camping and hiking where you’ll be away from a power outlet for a while.
Eat Your Heart Out, Swiss Family Robinson!
insolation foam relief print
The only good thing I can say about “My New Pink Button,” which is a dye that you apply to your labia to make them more pink, is that it’s not tested on animals. Because then it would be someone’s job to dye a monkey’s treasure-box and check it for a rash.
Lmfao so glad no monkeys treasure boxes were harmed
It’s hard to condemn a musical instrument, a tool of artistic expression, an object of creative possibilities, to the category of “Worst Things.” Unless the musical instrument is a Chapman Stick, in which case, get in that category, you gross turd.
Undoubtedly, it started with good intentions. The jazz guitarist Emmett Chapman wanted more strings, he wanted to tap the strings instead of pluck them, and before he knew it, things got out of hand. It was too easy for too many people to play too many notes on the thing, too compelling for men with goatees and ponytails, too dad for dad rock, too smooth for even smooth jazz.
We can’t put this thing back in Pandora’s Guitar Case. We can only stop our friends and family from playing it. “You’re not funky,” tell them. “You do not need to bob your head or wince while you curl your hands over that nerd-stick. Put it down before you rip your Dockers.”
How do mermaids get pregnant? O.o (Taken with Instagram)
My sleepy sweetheart (Taken with Instagram)